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My Donkey Kong Lore Timeline

 My Donkey Kong Lore Timeline Spoilers for Donkey Kong Games and Punchout for the Wii    One year ago, Nintendo on this day (7.17.26) released Donkey Kong Bananza! But this game also made Donkey Kong lore so confusing because of PAULINE!!! Do not fear because I have solved the Donkey Kong Lore! Beginning    This timeline starts in 1981, when a game called Donkey Kong released. A girl named Lady was kidnapped by a big gorilla named Donkey Kong who would later be named Cranky Kong. During this event a normal carpenter named Jumpman came to the rescue to save Lady!    After this Jumpman captured Donkey Kong and made him a circus animal. Then our next protagonist Donkey Kong jr. had to face the mean Jumpman. After defeating Jumpman DK jr. freed his father! Then his father got in trouble again with a man named Stanley.    Years later DK jr. moved to the city and left Donkey Kong the 3rd to his grandfather whose name went from Donkey Kong to Cranky...

Dark Donkey Kong Theory

  Dark Donkey Kong Bananza Theory!!!    One day I was playing Donkey Kong Bananza and I noticed that eels have triangles in their mouths. Why is this important? Because challenge rooms have triangle doors! So, my theory is that the challenge rooms are dead eels! Spoilers for Donkey Kong bananza throughout the rest of this article. Article rating: E10+ My Proof    During the post-game you can do the final rehearsal in the Great Harmoneel's stomach. You may have noticed that there is a triangle portal letting you into his stomach, same with all of the other eels. In the Great Harmoneel's  stomach there is a full-on obstacle course in them! What do the Challenge Rooms take you? To an obstacle course!    So maybe when an eel dies it leaves its portal and transforms into multiple different Fractones; leaving no body. This would make sense why Fractones and eels get along so well. If you pay attention to the skin of an eel, it looks just like Fractonium...

New Mario Galaxy Game Chapter!

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 Mario Galaxy Got a Brand-New Chapter!    If you thought Nintendo was done with the Super Mario Galaxy lore you thought wrong! Nintendo just dropped a brand-new update for the Switch version of the Super Mario Galaxy 2 game! What Is so Great About This Update?    This update just added a brand-new chapter to the Super Mario Galaxy 2 game! This is now again adding more lore to the Super Mario Galaxy universe! I haven't completed the Super Mario Galaxy 2 game yet, but now I will have to buy it and read this new chapter after playing Tomodachi Life for a while! How to Unlock This Chapter    To unlock this chapter, you need to finish the Mario Galaxy 2 game first because this is an epilogue. If you have already finished the game all you need to do is complete another level in the Galaxy 2 game. If the Mario Galaxy 2 book is white that is how you know you have the epilogue! Tell me if this new chapter is worth it to go back and read in the comments without ...

Is Princess Peach & Rosalina Sister?

Is Princess Peach & Rosalina Sister?     British Board for Film classification has given Mario Galaxy a PG rating for the Super Mario Galaxy Movie, and you may be wondering "why is this important to this theory?" It is because in the movie rating in the theme section it says, " Infrequent very mild upsetting scenes include flashbacks to a family separation." This may have confirmed this theory, and if you have been listening to my podcast or answering my polls in Spotify you know that I have been throwing around this theory for a while. Princess Peach's Ogrins & similarities to Rosalina!    In the Super Mario Movie there is a scene where Peach is talking to Mario about how there are so many galaxies out there and how she does not know where she is from! If you look closely at Peach when she is a baby in the super Mario movie, she is wearing a skirt that has stars and moons. You may be thinking "this is just a normal thing kids wear," but not in...